In a majestic blog post this week, Saul (the guy at left) solved the dilemma facing Major League Baseball as Barry Bonds (the guy at right) prepares to pass Hank Aaron's all-time home run hitting record.
The way I see it, Bud Selig should bow down at Saul's feet for this easy way out.
Hammerin' Hank should take him out for dinner for maintaining his dignity, and baseball fans the world over should thank him profusely every time they sing Take Me Out To The Ball Game.
Next stop Saul, the middle east!
If you haven't already clicked over to read it, do so now!