My favorite season has begun.
As much as I love the freedom and speed of summer, and the snowboarding opportunities of winter, fall has always been my calendar's best of time. So with that, all posts this week will deal with the most special of seasons; Pow!'s version of Shark Week, I guess.
A fixture around my parts as the seasons transition is the Garage Sale.
I could fill a couple of terrabytes with my horror stories about the Garage Sales I have regretfully hosted, particularly my dealings with those most rancid of individuals--The Early Birds. For those lucky enough never having to deal with these creatures, they are the ones who ring your bell at 6:00 a.m. when the "event" is called for 9:00.
Anyway, one of my denizens has found a way to deter those annoying worm-catchers. To wit, the bottom line of a flyer for a Garage Sale I spotted this past weekend:
WILL PAY DOUBLE!"
That oughtta keep them away...until at least 7:30.