Welcome to the Second Annual
Pow! Right Between The Eyes
April Fool's Let-Down.
No jokes. No pranks. No "gotchas"!
And not because I'm a spoilsport or Springtime Scrooge.
It's just that you expect Surprises on April 1st.
And expectations are the enemy of Surprise. In fact, it's a paradox. You can't expect what you don't expect. So sorry to be a wet rag, but at Surprise Central, it's just another day.
Uh...you weren't expecting this, were ya?