Pow! Right Between The Eyes
April Fool's Let-Down.
And not because I'm a spoilsport or Springtime Scrooge.
It's just that you expect Surprises on April 1st.
expectations are the enemy of Surprise.
In fact, it's a paradox. You can't expect what you don't expect.
So sorry to be a wet rag, but at Surprise Central, it's just another day.*
*(At the CTIA conference in Las Vegas though, things may be VERY different. Check in here in a few days and see.)