Well, if today is supposed to be a holiday, I guess I should let somebody else do the work...
And I can't think of a better person than Stephan Patsis. This is from his brilliantly-twisted Pearls Before Swine comic strip of last week. Those old enough to remember Abbott & Costello's classic "Who's On First" routine will get an additional kick out of it. (Click on the comic itself to see it in full if, for some reason, it gets cut off on your screen.)
(And as all great FOPs will tell you, there indeed IS a place called Surprise, Arizona...a dastardly locale that is Pow!'s main competition in the brutal battle for the Google ranking of the term.)