Okay, this is probably the work of someone with Photoshop and a playful imagination, but I do indeed wish this was just an example of good-natured cluelessness.
No matter what, it's great "Out Of Context" Pow! Enjoy...but please, not with milk.
LAST-MINUTE UPDATE! Apparently, this is a true story, and witnessed by a woman named Nancy Kay Shapiro in Balducci's in New York. Read the full story here.