After two years blogging about the element of Surprise, after hundreds of posts and comments, after two re-designs, I think it's about time for Pow! to crank things up a notch and engage its first high-powered celebrity spokesperson.
Not only should said spokesperson coat this blog with a lustrous sheen and elevate its importance in the eyes of the marketing world, but in her very being, emulate the spirit of Surprise Central and promote the against-the-grain thinking that this blog advocates.
My choice? Undisputedly, unanimously, Ladies and gentlemen, I present:
Ms. Julie Newmar.
Not that I've done the deal yet, but for three successive weeks, Julie's agent Scott Sander has placed the above half-page ad in Brandweek and who knows how many other trade publications. As anyone my age remembers, Julie was our youthful fantasy as the sexiest Catwoman ever, whose charms were so alluring she even got Batman to dance the Bat-tusi...but I digress.
Whatever this is gonna cost, it'll be worth every penny. Julie's both a Bubby and a Babe, thus the girl for me. She puts the Meow into Pow!
Welcome to your new home, Ms. Newmar! Let's get crackin'. We've got work to do.