April Fuel

Welcome to the Second Annual
Pow! Right Between The Eyes
April Fool's Let-Down.

No jokes.  No pranks.  No "gotchas"!

And not because I'm a spoilsport or Springtime Scrooge. 

It's just that you expect Surprises on April 1st.

And expectations are the enemy of Surprise.  In fact, it's a paradox.  You can't expect what you don't expect.  So sorry to be a wet rag, but at Surprise Central, it's just another day.

Uh...you weren't expecting this, were ya?